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I love cheesy horror movies, but this is beyond cheese-core. It looks as though it was filmed in someones basement. The signs are magic marker on cardboard. I have seen kids do better school reports. The 3-D is bad enough to give anyone a migraine.
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First about the 3D. This was developed several years ago by the company Razor 3D before the advent of Plasma/flat screen TV's for the home market. THey also made the lenses whih could theorhetically any home videographer the abilility to attach it to their camcorder and let the lenses split the image using a series of mirrors. For the time it wasn't bad but you had to buy decoding system and glasses and they would only play on old school tube sets and many people would complaign of flickering images. Now the 3D has been converted to Blu Ray and it looks pretty good but since each of these features were shot in about 4 days apiece there was really no time to set up shots that would take advantage of depth. If you get near the end of Bloody Tease and that's a tall order you'll see what I mean but by that time it's hopeless. Seeing as this was made well before Zombies Vs. Strippers and a few other exploitations about a sorority of vampires the premise seemed ripe for a grindhouse type quickie. The acting is abysmal. The women seem to be porn newcomers who can't afford their boob jobs yet so they're doing this steaming pile and saving their pennies. The guys to seem to be aspiring gay porn actors but don't mind kissing a few gals for the bucks or drugs.Both Bloody and Blood Sisters have no more than a grain of plot and the rest is nonsensical babbling and worst of all there is barely any nudity at all which is pretty bad considering that's what they are advertising and that's what most people expect.Honestly you and your teenage sons could do better than this.The only sets are someones house,a motel room,A campus when no one is around. The strip club is a by the hour rock band rehearsal studio.They probably paid ten an hour for it and they just moved in a stripper pole and some folding chairs and voila a nightclub with no one in it save one customer and the strippers that never strip. Blood Sisters is so cheap you can see the shadow of the guy working the fog machine and hearing the loud mechanical hiss. If you made this movie into a drinking game you would be dead drunk in ten minutes. I enjoy bad cheap movies. I grew up in the drive in era but this is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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