Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Arrangement, Ep. 2 "Episode 2" Review

Episode 2
Customer Ratings: 4 stars
Buy Now
"The Arrangement" is HGTV Design Star on camped-out steroids. The competitors are... floral arrangers. Nancy O'Dell is a guest judge, and the hostess is Gigi Grazer, whose face moves strangely because she's had another kind of arrangement. Since this show is high camp, the first competition is putting sushi and flowers on nude models. Of course, the girly guy is kinda freaked out when he sees another kind of shrubbery. There's the manly Russ, who wants to show that macho men can work with flowers, and there's the equally butch Henley, a woman who'd be at home in a punk band. Guillermo brings European sophistication, and Jen whose youthful energy wins the elimination challenge of making floral models for a Los Angeles mall.

"The Arrangement" is cheesy fun. It's on the same level as "Fantasy Hair Battle Spectacular" when it comes to reaching the dizzying heights of campiness. Imagine Lady GaGa as your FTD florist. It's that kind of show, and everything is coming up roses.

Click Here For Most Helpful Customer Reviews >>

"The Arrangement" has been a reality series of dazzling, awe-inspiring cheesiness. From the nude sushi models of the first episode to the drag queens of the sixth, they've been ready to pull out all the stops. But not this one. In this episode, the floral designers make their own flower logo, explain it to True Religion's Kym Gold, make arrangements based on tattoos, then design the sides of cars. It's disappointing all around--surprising, since the designers are supposed to "brand" themselves. It's about as exciting as a board meeting, without the relief of coffee and doughnuts.

This episode was a shocking clunker for the series (other than its awful theme song) It's a step above Going Down In Flames with the A-List: New York (think of an all-male Real Housewives), ANY episode of Roasting in Hell's Kitchen: Temper Tantrums, F Words, and the Pursuit of Perfection which consist of people cooking the same dishes&Gordon cussing, and "Survivor" (people complaining in the wilderness) or "Big Brother" (people complaining in an enclosed space)

This episode was literally a sleeper, as effective as kava kava, valerian and chamomile. Combined. This episode is best composted.

Best Deals for The Arrangement, Ep. 2 "Episode 2"

"The Arrangement" is the campiest show on TV. It's outdoing Iman's Career in Fashion with the wife of Ziggy Stardust/Aladdin Sane, The Big Show [HD] "Work of Art" with its competing artists, and Melting Pot "Top Chef" with the glamorous Padma Lakshmi. Really. It makes the competing chefs on "Just Desserts" look staid, and the cussing chefs on Hell's Kitchen: Season 1 Raw & Uncensored (3pc) look prim and proper.

In this episode, the competing florists do photo shoots with drag queens, and are judged by RuPaul herself (himself?) The florists wonder whether their models will be male or female... they end up with a baffling combination of both. Morgan McMichaels, Raven, Jujubee, and Tammy Brown are delicate femininity blended with masculine strength. It's a paradox. One of the designers squanders his extra 10 minutes.... and like a bridal bouquet, it's up for grabs!

Honest reviews on The Arrangement, Ep. 2 "Episode 2"

"The Arrangement" is over-the-top campy fun. In this episode, the competitors design flowers (a bouquet and a mask) for a superhero, then a bouquet for the Jigsaw Killer of The Saw Complete Collection I-V series. The man who "inspires" them is a theremin-playing,leather-clad, gender-bending performance artist named Armin Raw. The competitors get to go to a Halloween/horror supply store. The manly Russ uses real goat eyes,and the others use fake limbs. The bouquets are appropriately disgusting. It's all coming up in bloody roses...

Buy Fom Amazon Now

No comments:

Post a Comment